TOOT TOOT!
Lancemore Milawa Weekend 14 - 16 August 2026
Food. Wine. Firepits. Fabulous women.
The Experience
No ice baths. No friendship circles. No weird energy
This is a Rock Star Mum TOOT TOOT weekend.
It’s about you escaping to Victoria’s gorgeous King Valley for a couple of days with a bloody good bunch of women. Great food. Great wine. Plenty of laughs. Just turn up and enjoy yourself.
And the best bit? You get all go that while staying at the stunning Lancemore Milawa, wandering through the vineyards, sipping wines, enjoying the fire pit and a long lunch in Brown Brothers’ beautiful barn
Friday afternoon we’ll settle into the beautiful Lancemore Milawa before kicking things off with welcome drinks, and canapés. Then it’s upstairs to the open fire for a few sherbets and the sort of conversations that solve the world’s problems by about 10.30pm…give or take
Saturday begins slowly with breakfast before we wander across the road to Brown Brothers for a long (long, long) lunch in The Barn. Expect incredible food, flowing wine, live music and plenty of laughs before strolling back to the hotel for s’mores and platters around the firepit.
Sunday morning we’ll enjoy breakfast before heading over to the Milawa Cheese Factory for a private cheese tasting because…well…it would be rude not to.
Come with a friend or come on your own. Plenty of women do, and it usually takes about five minutes before everyone’s chatting like they’ve known each other for years.
Because sometimes saying yes to something a little random ends up being exactly what you needed.
Toodlepips!
Fi xx
Is This Your Kind of Weekend?
This weekend is absolutely for you IF
You’re keen for a break but can’t be arsed to organise anything for yourself. You’re keen to show up, exhale and go with the flow
You don’t mind having a giggle or having a Minister of Mayhem host who may drop an F Bomb occasionally
You want to hang out with some like minded women.
You aren’t a twatwaffle paddling through life on a douche canoe. There’s a strict No Dickhead policy!
You want to feel like yourself again for a few days
You’ve realised you deserve ‘the thing’ that you keep putting off
And if you reading this thinking "‘I need this;’ … you probably do.
What Your Weekend Looks Like
We’ll be staying at the beautiful Lancemore Milawa, nestled amongst the vineyards in Victoria’s famous gourmet region. Expect cosy lounges, crackling fireplaces, luxurious rooms and the perfect place to unwind for the weekend.
Friday
Arrive at Lancemore Milawa and settle into your room.
We’ll kick the weekend off with three hours of drinks and roaming canapés while everyone gets to know each other.
Afterwards we’ll grab another sherbet and settle in beside the gorgeous open fire. Bliss
This is where strangers become mates.
Included
Accommodation
Welcome drinks
Three hours of roaming canapés
Evening by the fire
Saturday
Wake up to breakfast before we wander across the road to the iconic Brown Brothers Winery.
We’ll enjoy an incredible long lunch in The Barn, complete with beautiful food, fabulous wines and live music.
After lunch we’ll stroll back to the hotel (it’s literally across the road) where the fire pit will be waiting.
We’ll finish the afternoon with grazing platters, a s’mores station and plenty more laughs around the fire.
Included
Breakfast
Brown Brothers long lunch
Premium drinks
Live music
Grazing platters
S’mores around the fire
Sunday
After breakfast we’ll enjoy a private tasting at the famous Milawa Cheese Company before saying our goodbyes.
A late checkout means there’s no rush. Relax, have another coffee and promise to catch up again soon.
Included
Breakfast
Private cheese tasting
Late checkout
What’s Included?
Two nights accommodation at the beautiful Lancemore Milawa
3 hours of welcome drinks and roaming canapés on Friday night
Breakfast Saturday
Brown Brothers long lunch including drinks
Live music
Fire pit platters and a S’mores station
Sunday breakfast
Private cheese tasting at the Milawa Cheese Co.
Late checkout
Your Rock Star Mum hoodie
A weekend with an incredible bunch of women
Everything is sorted.
Choose Your Weekend
Here’s what’s included (so you don’t have to think about a thing!)
2 nights at Lancemore Milawa
Friday welcome drinks and canapes
Brown Brothers long lunch with wine
Live music at lunch
Fireput platters and s’mores
Private Cheese Tasting
Breakfast both mornings
Late checkout
• No forced bonding. Just great women like you!
“Who knew I needed more women in my life?
Apparently I did…and I reckon you might too”
Coming on your own? Perfect. Around half the women do, and five minutes after arrival everyone is chatting like old mates
Twin Share $1199 per person
Deposit: $500 per person
($1000 per room)
Solo Room
$1499 per person
Deposit: $750 per room (single)
Payment Plan
Final Payment Due: 24th July 2026
Your place is only secured when deposit is paid
Terms and conditions
By securing your spot, you agree to the Rock Star Mum Terms and Conditions
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I come on my own?
Absolutely! Around half the women do, and by Friday night nobody remembers who came alone anyway.
Is everything organised?
Yep. Just book your flights (if required), pack your bag, a smile, and show up.
Do I have to drink?
Not at all. Plenty of our ladies don’t. It’s about the company not the alcohol.
What should I wear?
Comfy clothes, something nice for lunch, and something warm for those gorgeous nights around the fire. It’s Victoria and we know it can get cold!
What’s Not Included
Dinner on Saturday night. Platters will be provided and if you’re still hungry after our long lunch, food can be ordered inside the hotel
Mini bar raids and late-night snack attacks
Extra drinks outside what’s included (if you decide to really lean in!)
Coffee stops, cheeky extras, or anything you spot and simply must have
Transport to and from Lancemore Milawa and to the Cheese Cake Factory on Sunday morning.
Spa treatments or add-ons (in case you feel like going full luxe)
Any “I deserve this” purchases along the way.