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MAFS Recaps
Episode 40
Episode 40

The Trash Train conked out at Unsatisfied Station tonight, Dear Readers. Yup, if you’re looking for answers from those WTAF? moments or a healthy dose of accountability from guilty fckrs, maybe scroll on by as there was sweet FA tonight. Here’s the update for Trash Bags for the last time this year on the Trash Train that is Married At First Sight Australia

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Featured
Gen X
Gen X

I’m going to Gen X the crap out of you for the next few minutes.

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Trivia Night
Trivia Night

Well, the Trivia night was a bit of a hoot! I didn’t snag the win because apparently putting your answer sheets in to get marked increases your chances of winning. Who knew? #thethingswelearn.

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Events

Long Arse Lunch SOLD OUT

MORE COMING SOON!

Saturday, 17th May 2025
Summer Salt Restaurant

Summer Salt is right on the beach, with a stunning view and gorgeous food. We’ll have 3 courses, desserts, bubbles/wine/beer/soft drinks, and live music.

I'll be your host and will do my best not to be too sweary #hahahawhatevs, so come along and get amongst it

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Vietnam Tour SOLD OUT!

Departs September 15, 2025
Rock Star Mum Tour

A small group tour where we sip on sherberts (yes, a few sherberts) and soak in the sights. Think of it as a quest for relaxation with a bit of history and questionable decisions thrown in for good measure. Come solo or bring some mates of your own.

Let’s goooooooo!

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Events

Rock Star Mum Weekend

MORE DESTINATIONS COMING SOON!

24 -26 July 2026

Spicer's Guest House

40 women. No weird vibes. Just amazing humans, a long lunch, wines and amazing humans!

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Sri Lanka Tour SOLD OUT!

April 2026

Rock Star Mum Toot Toot Tour


Think beach sunsets, jungle trains, cocktails by the pool and the kind of laughs you don’t come home from the same

Join the next one!